According to the highly popular Ekiba Kibe program which broadcasts over multimedia SMS messages, the Ugandan dictator, Yoweri Museveni suffered a stroke recently. Buganda Post has not yet been able to independently confirm the story. However, hours after the initial broadcast, it on Saturday, it has spread like fire to Baganda all over the world, including back home in Buganda.
Ekiba Kibe program says that the East Africa’s pre-eminent warlord suffered the stroke in the November/December timeframe. And since then, he is keeping to wearing suits of a certain style, to hide the serious stiffness that he developed in his arm. The Luganda SMS radio further states that up to now, Museveni’s recent stroke has been Uganda’s top national secret. Click on Ekibakibe_02Jan10A to listen to the full Ekiba Kibe news bulletin, as read by Robert Kabuye e Boston, in Luganda.
January 3rd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Thanks to Mr.
Kabuye Robert of Boston OF the great work he is doing to encrage the Baganda and all friend of Buganda to join hand to fight the so called “museveni” Ekiba kibe ekibanja kimugibweko adde Erwanda bbo bebamanyi gyebalimusa nga azeyo. Wazila bwekiba kyetaga kukyarila nsozi kyalikoledwa netufuna obwangu.
January 9th, 2010 at 7:40 am
Dear Readers,
To determine whether someone has a stroke you use a simple formula called: F.A.S.T – It stands for Face, Arms, Speach and Time. Now lets analyse how the President fits in this formula.
FACE: Is the person’s facing falling slightly on one side. Those who have seen the President can help us on this one. Analyse the pictures of him carefully.
ARMS: Is the person failing to raise one of his arms. We know that the President is struggling to raise one of his arms and in some cases his entire body according to those who saw him at the burial of Gen. Kazini.
SPEACH: Is someone’s speach blurred or not making sense. Ha, ha, ha. This one is easy to determine. You only have to look at the President’s most recent speaches.
TIME: When you see any of these signs act fast because the sooner you get treatment, the more of the person you save. I’m surprised to learn that since the Buganda Protests, the President has been to the UK 4 times.
I leave the rest to you.
Michael Senyonjo