Archive | September, 2008

Those Uganda Government Crooks Make My Blood Boil

Posted on 30 September 2008

Maama,

Nkulamusizza nnyabo. I hope you and the muzzukulu are all doing fine. We are also doing fine and somewhat engrossed in the presidential campaign. I hope you get a chance to see a good amount of it on CNN too. Eh, your tall boyfriend BO seems to be getting even better as his opponent keeps acting more and more erratically.

When it comes to Buganda issues, Maama the situation is totally depressing. I am amazed how you and other serious people get through the day in Buganda today. Because for me I am totally fed up with the arrogance of these crooks who have stripped Buganda naked.

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Gabunga Never Accepted a Mulugwaala Into Mmamba Clan

Posted on 28 September 2008

According to investigations by this reporter , the head of the Baganda Mmamba clan never accepted a Mulugwaala into his clan as reported by a Uganda’s government newspaper.  A mutaka (elder) in the Mmamba clan told this reporter that, although he did not want to publically attack the Mmamba clan administration, he had to clear [...]

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Mmengo Uses Money To Silence Nambooze and Company

Posted on 28 September 2008

A sources in the Mmengo establishment has told this reporter that Katikkiro JB Walusimbi ignored Kabaka Mutebi and has used his control over the Buganda Government budget to carry out President Museveni’s wishes – to shut down the work of Betty Nambooze’s committee.  Betty Nambooze is the Chairman of Kabaka Mutebi’s Central Civic Committee, which [...]

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Boston Baganda Plot to Permanently Kill Ttabamiruka in 2009

Posted on 25 September 2008

Nationalistic Baganda in Boston are threatening to report, directly to Ssabasajja Kabaka, NRM activists in the USA who have allegedly accepted money from Kampala to sabotage the next Ttabamiruka conference.  In an email received on Tuesday September 23, 2008, the sender, who signs simply as Musisi, accuses the leaders of Ggwanga Mujje in Boston of [...]

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Nsibambi Rejects Baganda Culture, Names Daughter Musika

Posted on 23 September 2008

Prime Minister Prof Apollo Nsibambi of Uganda shocked his family and Baganda, in general, when he disowned his supposed cultural norms and declared a daughter his heir (musika). Nsibambi, who is reported to be fighting a bout of severe depression, chose a conference on population policy at Sheraton Kampala to declare his daughter, Rhoda, his [...]

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Press Release from Uganda Minister on Ethics and Integrity

Posted on 23 September 2008

A Discource by the Minister of Ethics and Integrity
Immorality is threatening to engulf us as a nation. This is moral depravity at its worrying levels. The situation is both sad and alarming. There are many vices which are eating away on the body of the Ugandan society on a scale unknown before. They include theft [...]

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On Kabaka, Ttabamiruka, Obama and US Economy

Posted on 19 September 2008

Dear Maama,

Muliyo mutya nnyabo since we spoke on the phone. Ffe tuli bulungi. The holiday season is winding up and the pace at work is starting to pick up as the weather gets cooler and everyone runs out of vacation (leave) days.

The big thing that happened this week is that shocking story in the Red Pepper about some people planting a bomb at Bulange to get Namunswa. I don’t know if Kazibwe started bringing you printouts of Sekanyolya and Buganda Post.

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Chinese Government to Build School in Buganda

Posted on 19 September 2008

The government of China has donated one billion Uganda Shillings for the construction of schools in Uganda, starting with Kawanda Secondary School in Mawogola County of Buganda. The Chinese Ambassador to Uganda, His Excellency Sun Heping made the official announcement at the school’s ground breaking ceremony in Sembabule, Mawogola.
According to the ambasaddor, the Republic of China [...]

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Muganda Security Expert Rubbishes Bomb Threat Against Kabaka

Posted on 19 September 2008

A Muganda security expert living in North America has rubbished the story that appeared in the pornographic Red Pepper news paper, reporting that “Kabaka Mutebi survived death by a whisker last night after security agents diffused a bomb placed near the gates of Bulange”.

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Kampala Businessman Delivered 50% of the Land He Sold To NSSF

Posted on 18 September 2008

On September 16, 2008, Uganda’s parliamentary committee on Commissions, Statutory Authorities and State Enterprises heard that the Uganda National Social Security Fund (NSSF) received title to about 50% of the land that it bought from Kampala businessman, Amos Nzeyi and security minister Amama Mbabazi.

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